last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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