i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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