can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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