im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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