she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
