guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize