he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
my liver is dry heaving
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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