you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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