he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Mom said you looked used
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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