new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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