I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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