can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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