I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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