3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I deserve this hangover.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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