No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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