I'm so fucking centered right now
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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