Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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