lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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