What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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