is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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