I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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