spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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