He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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