i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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