What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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