party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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