so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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