when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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