this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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