you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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