that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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