I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Im just a social blackout drinker.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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