Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
two words: eviction party
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Congratulations! We have a period
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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