i permit you to call me
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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