Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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