My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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