She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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