At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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