I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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