Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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