Plan B is the new Plan A
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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