My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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