im gay
i know
yea but for you.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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