Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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