people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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