My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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