I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
