I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Randomize
