just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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