The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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