This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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