Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Little spoons don't ask big questions
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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