Just fell off a train. Bad.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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