Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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