Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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