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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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