Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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